| hustler |
Feb 9, 2012 01:07 PM |
I want everyone to know that last night, while I lay in bed, our Lord Jehova came to me embodied through my kitty. The Lord/Polly Mow Mow spoke to me and advised me of several truths. The first being that her Africa shaped tabby spot was truly Africa, and the birth-place of humanity. Second and only slightly less important though superseded by dire imminent peril, she informed me that she commanded the world to vote for Green Glory as February's feature car, to challenge all evil in the world, and commanded all loyal people of Earth, children of Adam and Eve (what a bitch), brother's in Christ, to band together in support of my creation. A vote for Green Glory is a vote for liberty, sovereignty, justice, and a vote for the American dream. That dream being that men of all creeds are to acquire affordable sportscar and race them, monthly, and by doing so spread a universal love of man and country throughout the world.
Then, Polly-liscous bit her daddy for moving while she lay atop him. I highly suggest you vote with destiny and the will of The Lord or face the fury of my white beast of fluffiness. She is very soft and cuddly.
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