LOL, I think your mom sounds hilarious. Glad nothing is falling off your car man unlike ME!

 

my mom would offer to buy me a new car, then if i took the bait she'd hold it over my head for the rest of my life.

i stopped falling for her tricks in high school.

 

the rest of her life, perish the thought.

 

needs more boost. like

 

My 1.6L has the infamous deceleration rattle.

 

Yeah, man. Totally hope to be there one day. Made it through 30 minutes of spirited driving on the highway though, no problem.

@Adam: Yeah, man. I'm thankful that she's reliable atm.
@ Brain: Oh, she still hangs everything over my head. Every time we get into an argument, non-related things like "Don't forget that I'm paying for your tuition" and "You live in this house for free" come up out of nowhere. All good, guess I've learned to stay on her good side so it rarely ever happens now.

 

Hey, it could be worse. You could be kicked out and living on your own trying to go to school, working, and scraping enough money up to eat. Ask me how I know what that was like.

 

Made you who you are though, didn't it? Self made man, something to take pride in.

I think my dumb *** would've moved out if it weren't for this student visa thing. After a while I just adapted and learned to take advantage of how easy everything is for me thanks to my parents My cars/parts didn't pay for themselves though!

 

Dude your wife is going to kill you.

 

We have a finished basement he can stay at or a comfy couch in the living room.