You're not gay? Whats wrong with you? Get out of here....

 

See I can't joke like that. I'm fairly compact and have had issues with Dudes that like other Dudes hitting on me in the past. If I put a rainbow on my miata, I would have to fight for my bunghole all the time.

I do haz a sexy sexy ***.

 

Tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi

 

You know you are now curious

 

lol

I too have to look after my backside, I am sure this car will not help much haha.

 

Prove it

 

Time stamp! plus, that with more hair I wouldnt exactly define as sexy... on second thought...

 

Translation: "I want to see that sexy *** of yours as I lather up in hot oil and......"

 

your welcome homos