Yesterday at work, my beloved prisoners stole my gatorade. No not the whole bottle, only about half. I had opened and drank some. Tommorow I'll work that dorm again...well I've got something for the crackhead thieves. Lemon-lime flavored Gatorade, as always but...with a healthy amount of lemon flavored laxative. I hate a thief.

 

ORRRRRRRRRR rat poison.

 

Oh Fu*king trust me, I have some, and though about it. Hey whats wrong with you a lil internal bleeding, oh well. With my luck the bastard would die... I'd rather just give them the drizzleing *****.

 

You guys are such badasses, Not. **** is way safer and wayyy funnier. I mean come on, even if they don't know it was ****, you do, so it's satisfactory to you knowing they just drank your ****, which is all that matters. Laxitive is pretty funny too, but Rat poison? Seriously? That's going to far I think.

 

Laxative cannot get you sent to prison. And you could always say it was added for personal use as a medication and you didn't mean for anyone else to get hold of it. You wouldn't even lose your job for laxative.

 

^^^ This...

 

Had a roommate that always stole my apple juice. Residence scum was what he was. I pissed in the bottle and let the cards fell as they would. Someone drank it. Who, not sure, wasnt me. I suspected it was the one scum bag but for all i know it could have been my buddy in the same dorm.

Awww well.

Laxative would have been fun.

Make sure to give us some results.

 

I've had a few people tell me Visiene works wonders. I've not found any lemon flavored stuff yet. Oh well I'll bake some brownies ( ex-lax ). The only good thing I can say about these...is they are not child- molesters, thieves yes. Worthless basturds though.

 

Visiene does not. We tried like hell and it didn't. We got a guy at work with it and it never did anything. I think that is one of those urban legends.

 

They have so many different formulations of Visine that it would be tough to figure it out on the first go. Keep testing and share the results.

*On second thought don't*

A quick google search turned up some not so good stuff on the Visine active chemical Tetrahydrozoline HCL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visine#Visine_prank_myth
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp