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MF-Rick 09-14-2011 09:36 AM

Optician Gone Mad
 

FRT_Fun 09-14-2011 11:33 AM

Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.

He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.

Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."

Track 09-14-2011 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 4221)
Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.

He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.

Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight then spit on him. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."

Fixed.

That sums it up, that guy is crazy. Must be a hoax or something.

MF-Rick 09-15-2011 01:15 AM

Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.

This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)

MF-Brain 09-15-2011 11:43 AM

Only in Canada is throwing a snowball assault with a weapon. :)

FRT_Fun 09-15-2011 11:44 AM

Have you ever been hit with a properly formed snowball with good packing snow.. ---- can hurt!

Track 09-15-2011 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 4312)
Have you ever been hit with a properly formed snowball with good packing snow.. ---- can hurt!

how about one frozen in a freezer (or even outside). its like an rock made of ice...wait it is an ice rock!

bigx5murf 09-15-2011 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by MF-Rick (Post 4273)
Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.

This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)

Lies, Mike Moore's documentary taught us that in Canada, people don't lock their doors, and gun violence is non existent!

Track 09-15-2011 08:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigx5murf (Post 4341)
Lies, Mike Moore's documentary taught us that in Canada, people don't lock their doors, and gun violence is non existent!

apparently, they lock their doors when the cops come by. I think everyone does that though...

MF-Brain 09-16-2011 09:20 AM

lol at suggesting Michael Moore documents the truth.


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