Optician Gone Mad
09-14-2011, 11:33 AM
#2
zoomzoom
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 924
Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.
He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.
Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."
He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.
Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."
Last edited by FRT_Fun; 09-14-2011 at 11:40 AM.
09-14-2011, 05:47 PM
#3
BAMFr
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 1,787
Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.
He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.
Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight then spit on him. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."
He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.
Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight then spit on him. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."
That sums it up, that guy is crazy. Must be a hoax or something.
09-15-2011, 01:15 AM
#4
Administrator
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 691
Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.
This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
09-15-2011, 02:49 PM
#7
BAMFr
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 1,787
09-15-2011, 07:03 PM
#8
MFz Regular
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: NYC
Posts: 220
Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.
This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
09-15-2011, 08:09 PM
#9
BAMFr
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: NC
Posts: 1,787