i would be pissed and ---- my pants scared at the same time.
oh but Call Of Duty or Battlefield

 

call of duty.

would you rather bone a fat chick or one with hairy legs and arms (or a mustache)?

 

fat chick.
Pens with blue ink, or black ink?

 

------ racist, why not red? I pick black though.


some crime lord captures you and your significant other. He says, shes hot and you have two choices: would you rather I bone your wife once and let you both go, or I can chop your shlong off and let you both go (if I can't have her, then you can't either), which do you chose?

 

That's a tough one...
I'd break free and chop off his ******* and feed it to him in front of my wife.
Would you rather jump out of a plane, or do a basejump?

 

^^ Jump out of a plane. I seen too many base jump videos that went wrong.

Would you rather marry a girl whose drop dead gorgeous but a ---- annoying personality? Or a "meh" girl with a freaking awesome down to earth persona?

 

the ok girl, because you can fix looks, you cant fix stupid

knife or gun?

 

Gun.

Lewis Hamilton or Jenson Button for 2012 F1 Champion?

 

dont follow f1 that close. so bump

 

Hamilton.

Would you rather get date raped by a gay guy or get all your limbs broken?