Track

Jager.

Would you rather get a ***** piercing and sleep with a model, or get no piercing and sleep with a fat wendy's prostitute?

ruthless_one3k

Can I have the piercing and the fat chick?
If I have to pick one I'll take the fat chick.

whats more painful
giving birth or stepping on a lego?

Track

if fat chicks are your models, then sure you pick the first one.

I would rather step on a lego (ie, its less painful).

Would you rather be locked in a room for 24 hours with a stupid hot girl or an ugly intellectual girl? (If you are smooth enough, you may get a chance with that girl too, so consider the options wisely).

thirdgen

A stupid hot girl...

Would you rather drive a ford with a chevy motor, or a chevy with a ford motor...
Examples: a fox body mustang with an LS-1, or a camaro with ANY ford motor; a pinto with a 396, or a Nova with a 429; a ford truck with a 350 in it, or a chevy truck with a 351 in it.

RedTurboMiata

camaro with a supercharged shelby 5.4, makes it automatically 100x better.

beer or liquor

Track

Neither, I don't drink.

A racoon family runs out in front of your car. Would you rather swirve and try to miss them, but chance taking out all 3 kids, or just keep going the same way and run over the mom only.

RedTurboMiata

I would kick it sideways and take them all out.
Would you rather stick you junk in a electrical socket, or a bear trap?

thirdgen

Electrical socket.
Check out Full metal jousting on the history channel...
Would you rather do that? Or, would you rather play chicken in a cop car with another cop car..(head on collision would be very possible).

Track

Cop car chicken, I would throw a donut out in the other lane and he would have no option but to swerve and try to catch it.

Would you rather have to sit in a room with britney spears and a bunch of other pop icon singers as they practice their new CDs, or would you rather get dominated by female who specializes in orgasm denial?

thirdgen

This: dominated by female who specializes in orgasm denial
Would you rather get in a ring with a UFC fighter? Or a skunk?
It's tough...you'll either get a concussion via KO, or you'll throw up cause you'll smell soooo bad.