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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 09:36 AM
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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 11:33 AM
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Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.

He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.

Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."

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Old Sep 14, 2011 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
Something is clearly wrong with him. Some sort of mental issue.

He must either have some awesome lawyers, or really shitty ones.

Optican: "Uh yea there are some reporters that are trying to interview me about some shady ---- I did... what do I do?
Lawyer: "Could you win in a fight against the reporter?"
Optican: "Yea he's old as ----."
Lawyer: "---- it, call him back pretending to find God. Ask him to come back to your store. Then challenge the old guy to a fight then spit on him. If you can work it in, throw a few snowballs at people on the street. When the cops come just lock yourself in the store. It'll all be good."
Fixed.

That sums it up, that guy is crazy. Must be a hoax or something.
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 01:15 AM
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Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.

This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 11:43 AM
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Only in Canada is throwing a snowball assault with a weapon.
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 11:44 AM
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Have you ever been hit with a properly formed snowball with good packing snow.. ---- can hurt!
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by FRT_Fun
Have you ever been hit with a properly formed snowball with good packing snow.. ---- can hurt!
how about one frozen in a freezer (or even outside). its like an rock made of ice...wait it is an ice rock!
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by MF-Rick
Silverman is real. When I went to a car audio shop and bought 2 amps, 1 was fried and I couldnt get warranty as the serial was marked as reported stolen I thought about calling Silverman. The shop had told me tough luck and I was pissed. In the end the threat to them of calling the media got me a partial refund.

This is in Toronto. It doesnt surprise 1 bit. Silverman is white, that guy is not and he is old. I know where I live people who are new to Canada certainly dont give a ---- about you or your property (atleast some..)
Lies, Mike Moore's documentary taught us that in Canada, people don't lock their doors, and gun violence is non existent!
Old Sep 15, 2011 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bigx5murf
Lies, Mike Moore's documentary taught us that in Canada, people don't lock their doors, and gun violence is non existent!
apparently, they lock their doors when the cops come by. I think everyone does that though...
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lol at suggesting Michael Moore documents the truth.



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